Paul’s real name is Laszlo Tamas Zoltanof and comes from a long line of Hungarian dog breeders. He currently has 3 Huskies, 4 Labradoodles and 4 foot long deaf Chihuahua who only understands Hungarian sign language.
In here when we say ‘hair of the dog’ we don’t mean a hangover cure, we mean the amount of fluff coming off his clothes. When he first came to BTW he didn’t know a lick of English and learned the language watching re-runs of Bullseye and Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
He and his pack of poorly pups now reside in Falkirk and you’ll usually see him getting dragged up and down Grahams road.
His cocktail of the week is called the Orange Mocha Martini. A fusion of Jameson's orange, kahlua, espresso and chocolate.
Jason here is the newest addition to our management team.
As an avid serial hoarder, Jason has many weird and wonderful collections. His favourite? The original VHS copies of the fast and furious movies.
The only thing Jason likes more than hoarding, is competing in illegal underground rock, paper scissors tournaments for money. After having his kneecaps taken in 2015, he's since had them replaced in the world's first kneecap transplant, by a doctor who got his medical licence from a small village in rural Papa new guinea. To say he's a medical marvel is about as kind as we can be.
His new cocktail is called 'Fourth man in the fire'! It's a phenomenal twist on a margarita, with a little bit of spice. 🌶️🔥...
Big Aidan is very much part of the furniture at BTW. Creating cocktails like a machine, he already has one named after him on our menu.
When Aidans not writing fictional stories about neo-Christian Goblins and pacifist Cowboys, he enjoys drinking vermouth out of Powerade bottles and throwing big sticks in front roller skaters in Callander park. A sport he calls ‘Sticky, Sticky, Sore Face’. He hopes to introduce the sport into the Beijing Olympic games.
Go on Aidan!
Sorry, went a bit off topic there. Aidan's newest creation is called the blue dream. Get him to make you one. 🍹...
Evening btw fans. This here is Charlotte. Another of our newbies, she is the silent assassin of the bar team.
After starting a cult called ‘The Flat Earth Society’ at the tender age of 14, Charlotte went on to earn millions after inventing soundless velcro. The good times didn’t last long though, as she spent all of her money gambling her wealth on what attractions would gather the biggest crowds at Sea World. The Swishy Fishy’s lost her a bloody fortune.
Moving on, she's made a cocktail. The Cuban pornstar swaps out vodka for Havana Cuban spiced rum, and is flavoured with mango. We love our Charlotte, and we love her cocktail.
Ben is one of our newest bartenders, and one of our biggest rising stars. He adores pressing wild flowers. In his spare time he enjoys power walking while listening to experimental jazz. But his passion is whittling, his speciality being whittling a spoon from a slightly bigger spoon.
Anyway, he has his own cocktail on special this week, the Orchard Breeze. It's a refreshing combination of apple and mango, with a blast of citrusy lime vodka.